Disney Reveals Plans to Profit on Animatronic Hippo Slaughter With New Breakfast Option

We here at the AAHCS had thought we had seen it all.  There was nothing else the Walt Disney Company could do to exploit the endangered Animatronic Hippo.  We were wrong.

You can now have your breakfast with a side of MURDER!!!

Just a few days ago the Mouse House announced it's plans to take breakfast reservations on the Jungle Cruise ride.  The website says the following...

"Your Sunrise Safari will begin with a welcome from the Jungle Navigation Company, Ltd., before you dive into breakfast on the African veldt of the world-famous Jungle Cruise attraction in Adventureland. I would be “lion” if I said this wasn’t a special opportunity — it’s not everyday that you get a chance to dine in the attraction.

 Following breakfast, you’re going to get a crash course in Jungle Skipper training before getting behind the wheel of your own boat to recite that famous spiel. Upon your Initiation into the elite “Fraternal League of Secret Skippers,” you’ll receive an exclusive keepsake—a tribal mask inspired by original concept art for the Jungle Cruise attraction."

We can't even begin to describe how disgusting this is.  Although not explicitly stated in the itinerary, the initiation ritual into the "Fraternal Leage of Secret Skippers" is exactly what you would think...
KILLING ANIMATRONIC HIPPOS!!!

Our efforts toward the conservation of Anaheim's Animatronic Hippo population has never been more important than it is now.  We thank all of our followers and ask for your continued support as we try to save these majestic creatures for future generations.

Save the Hippos!

Caitlin Wahlstrom
Co-Founder

Jeremy Kohrs
Co-Founder